just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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