Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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