so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I need to align my fucking chakras
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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