I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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