found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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