U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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