They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
