Whod you bang
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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