What a fucking waste of an outfit
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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