We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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