I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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