How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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