whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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