just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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