She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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