Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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