I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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