Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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