Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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