Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I understand Curling. That high.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
