He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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