some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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