Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize