I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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