So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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