my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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