I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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