Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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