Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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