She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I have fence marks all over my body
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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