he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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