I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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