i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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