her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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