I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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