Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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