bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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