drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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