I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I look better un-naked...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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