hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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