Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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