1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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