The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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