he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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