Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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