I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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