dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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