i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
