Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Randomize
