capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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