i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Even my vagina gasped.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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