you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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