Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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