We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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