the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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