im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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