i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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